My brother: Do you want a diet soda or something?
Me: No thanks. I’ve been thinking about it and are diet sodas really any better for you than regular soda? Yea, they have no calories but you’re consuming an artificial sweetener made with chemicals. At least sugar is just sugar. In the end, I decided the best thing to do was to stick with—
My brother: (very excitedly) Diet!
My brother: Oh.